Saturday, April 4

Gunmen Go on Rampage in Rivers State. Kill 9

Unknown gunmen in military camouflage stormed Obrikom and Obur communities in Rivers state today April 4th shooting sporadically into the air. At the end of the melee, Nine persons have were confirmed dead.

According to a statement by the Rivers state Police spokesperson, Ahmad Muhammad, the gunmen attacked the community, killing 6 persons instantly while 3 others died on arrival at a hospital where they were rushed to for medical attention.

Two other persons are reported to have been injured and are currently receiving medical attention. The gunmen also set the home of a politician, Vincent Ogbagu, who is running for a seat in the state House of Assembly in the April 11th election, on fire

Between God And Eve

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?" God asks her.
"Lord," she says, "I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples," she says.
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you," the good Lord tells her.
"What's a 'man', Lord?" she inquires.
"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
"Yeah, well. He's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?" she asks.
and the lord said
"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first

GEJ Spotted In Church Worshipping God (Photo)

GEJ was photoed in church yesterday in commemoration of Good friday

What Is Wrong With This Photo?

See anything wrong with this photo of senator elect Stella Oduah?

At Last !!! Its Time For Anything Goes

You know we want to hear it - what amazing things happened to you this week? Which interesting news headlines did you come across, anywhere on the internet, that so blew your mind? Ladies, what was the trending topic at your favorite beauty salon? You know those kind of 'gossipy gists' you only hear at the salons. lol. What happened on the streets, in your neighbourhood that caught your attention? What have you got planned for sunday?

Spill it, we itching to hear it!!!! Love you all, dearies.

Will-I-Am Invites D Banj to Washington DC For Elite Gig

Black Eye Peas super star singer, Will.I.Am will be hosting bangalee and other international music stars D’banj on April 18, 2015 in Washington DC at the Washington Monument Grounds to celebrate the 45th anniversary of Earth Day, Global Citizen 2015 Earth Day

D’banj will join Usher, Fall Out Boy, Mary J. Blige, Train, and Common as special guests at the event. An excited D’banj took to instagram to say, ‘Wow… it is a great honor to be called upon for the Global Poverty Project in Washington DC on the 18th of April, #GlobalCitizenEarthDay Let’s Take action to Protect our Planet and it’s People’. The event is scheduled to coincide with the spring meetings of the World Bank Group and the International Monetary Fund, Global Citizen 2015 Earth Day will bring together global policymakers, finance ministers, environment and development NGOs, industry executives and high-profile artists....

Is This The Death of PDP? (Photo)

If this report by Saturday Sun materializes then PDP is finished

Checkout This TILB Reader (Pamela) And Her Special Loo (Photo)

Who wants to go first? 
See Pamela After the cut:

In The Spirit of Lesbianism

Bob Larson is a fairly popular television evangelist who claims to have exorcised more than 15,000 demons, many of them live on his TV show. In 2006, he performed what might have been his most controversial exorcism to date—he drove the “homosexual demon” out of a gay man. He later also bound and cast out the lesbian spirit from a church member in Ohio USA. There are reports of Larson shouting at a “self-proclaimed homosexual,” and evicting the demon that brought about the “curse of homosexuality.”

Unfortunately, the idea of a “gay exorcism” isn’t confined to one church. A similar story took place in Connecticut in 2009, in which a 16-year-old boy was filmed thrashing about on the floor while members of the church congregation shouted commands to “rip it from his throat” and other members held him to the ground. Larson himself has performed multiple gay exorcisms in addition to the one stated above, as well as exorcisms for “bastard demons” in women who have illegitimate children. On top of exorcisms, Bob Larson is also the author of several books on the influence of Satan in modern rock music.

Another television evangelist in Nigeria named Prophet T. B Joshua has also been know to conduct exorcism in which he banished the spirits responsible for making one Gay. The man of God in a more controversial incident claims to bind and cast the spirits of tattoo from people who have tattoos. Children who stole have the evil spirit of stealing. Husbands who cheat also have cheating spirit.. The most bizarre happened on May 17, 2014 when a couple who has a child who fails mathematics was told that the 11yr old boy has spirit of maths failure and must be delivered. Unfortunately, I couldn't verify if the boy fared better in maths after the exorcism of the evil spirit that specializes on maths failure only.

Science has proven that 84% of gay persons with lesbian or homosexual tendencies were born that way. Science has verified that the trait is often in born and a naturally occurring trait in most cases, while environmental factors and societal influence contribute about 15%.

Now the question is
  1. Does it mean that these gay people were possessed from conception?
  2. Is religious tendencies and claims to homosexuality being an evil spirit driven trait a case of religious fraudulence or a fact?
  3. Is there any scientific link between spiritualism and biological hormonal imbalance?
  4. Why is there a spiritual connotation to almost all and indeed every human action including womanizing, smoking, being gay, having tattoos, laziness etc in underdeveloped economies

Please share your thoughts

Man Dies After Having Sex With Statue

A man was found dead in his home after having sex with a scarecrow statue that he had dressed up in a wig, lipstick and strap-on sex toy.

The rotting remains of Jose Alberto were discovered in his home after neighbours reported a foul smell coming from the building.

Police forced their way into the home in San Jose de Balcare, eastern Argentina, and were stunned to discover the 58-year-old shepherd lying dead.

Next to him lay a scarecrow statue that had been dressed up as a woman - but wearing a strap-on sex toy.

Rodolfo Moure, a spokesman for the prosecutor, said:
"I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realised one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig.

"It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.

"There were no signs of violence and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow.

"Straw had been stuffed inside the old clothes that had been sewn together to make the scarecrow.

"We are now waiting the results of an autopsy.”

Neighbours said the man, who was known to live alone and had no mobile phone, was often seen as a loner.

Soccer Fan Brings Life Lion Wearing Jersey to Stadium to Support Team (Photo)

A Palestinian football fan (Alex) brought a LION CUB to watch the game in a crowded stadium.

Alex was seen in the stands for a crunch match between Shabab Rafah and rivals El-Sadaka in the Palestinian league, clad in his team's jersey.

Fans, far from being scared, were reportedly delighted by the presence of the predator, while younger fans played with him after the match.

The lion was born in a zoo in Rafah but the owner was forced to sell the cubs in order to keep feeding other animals.

Equal Rights My Foot.: Must Read

I am not comfortable when the EQUAL RIGHTS sermon is brought into a relationship/marriage. The old fashioned girl in me sees such as a sermon for the WORK PLACE AND OTHER SOCIAL INTERACTIONS. Marriage is not ‘benefits’ to be divided into two equal parts but a COMMITMENT (by two individuals) to become ONE-in every sense of the word. Be careful how you use words that end up entrenching selfishness in your relationship/marriage.
I will rather preach FAIRNESS when it comes to RELATIONSHIPS/MARRIAGE. Personally, I would desire nothing more from one who sees me as he sees himself, treats me like he would treat himself, sees mine as his’ and his’ as mine. When ‘fairness’ is the bedrock of a marriage/relationship…’rights’ don’t matter. Who drags ‘rights’ with him/herself-anyway?
Ladies… STOP demanding EQUAL RIGHTS from your man…preach FAIRNESS (which means ‘treat me as you would treat yourself’). Honestly, I can’t imagine a more magic word!
Nobody (in his right mind) cheats on himself, harms himself, maltreats himself, shortchanges himself or gets violent with himself . Cultivating the marital virtue of fairness will give your marriage not only equality but closeness, and it will require you to continually work both on your own and together –as a couple.
The ‘successful wives’ are actually more independent than one can ever imagine but in a very feminine way. Those are the women who ‘run the shows’ and still make a man feel he is in charge.
If you want the best from someone, speak to his/her heart


Jonathan is No Hero: Oby Ezekwesili

Oby Ezekwesili took to her Twitter account to announce that GEJ is no hero.

“When a review of President Jonathan’s administration is done, we’ll realise how much damage sycophancy did to governance. Example? Chibok Girls.”

“A leader must be without an inordinate desire to be serenaded with ‘good news’ or their team will never let them know the true state of affairs.”
“An environment that rewards sycophancy encourages team to withhold accurate ‘bad’ news (problems) from the leader while serving up ‘good news’.”

“When a leader makes hero worshipping costly to those who engage in it, he/she deprives the ‘sellers’ market to set the ‘Mediocrity Benchmark.’”

“A critical success factor in governance is for the leader to both in word and deed convey a culture that abhors sycophancy. No hero worshipping.”

On April 14 Nigeria will reach the one-year anniversary of the national tragedy; the Chibok girls’ abduction.

Sexy Yinka Bode George Shows Off Egg Plant For Birthday ( 18+Photo)

Dont let hubby catch you peeping. See photo HERE

Doyin Okupe Rants on Facebook

Okupe said:

Firstly I never said if APC survives "call me a bastard" what I said was that " I will change
my name" that is the truth. So the prerogative of changing my name is mine. Bastard is not an alternative. But u can continue to say that if it gives u the kick. I really and truly don't care.
Secondly if I make a prediction it is my right to do so. A prediction is essentially what it is... A forecast or projected statement about the future. It does not have to come to pass.
The Almighty CIA predicted Nigeria will break up after 2015 elections. It took the Godliness and intrinsic humaneness of one man to stop that prediction.
Whatever it is you guys have won an election
that was keenly contested yet you are not satisfied. 12m Nigerians voted for Jonathan while 15m for Buhari. This is nothing to be ashamed of.
We are politicians and in our business we are at liberty to use whatever lawful means we have to try and discourage or put our opponents down. This is why when the game is over we down tools and joke with each others again.
Only inexperienced rascals and ill bred effusively emotive or misguided individuals will carry on as if a war has just been won or lost. It was not a war it was a game. Please cool your temper. Life goes on.

Chike Ike Looks Sweeter This Morning

Yeh Yeh .. !  Maybe I exaggerated a lil bit buh she set in many way. Loving the hair, the top, the hand bag...

And the etc..... Lol

Etcetera Blasts Buhari Frenzy

Why are we dancing? Why do we keep rolling out the drums each time we have a new government, only for us to start crying few months down the line? Is it that we are too quick to forget or we just love to dance? Do you celebrate a child who’s about to write his exams or the one who has written and passed? What is this jubilation for? Because I really don’t understand. Is it that the election of Buhari in itself has suddenly alleviated our sufferings? I am really confused here, hearing how six bikers lost their lives in Zaria celebrating Buhari’s victory.

One would think that a people who have been shortchanged for so long by past presidents will know better to be calm and take every word of the new president with a pinch of salt until he proves to be different. This process is becoming an unending circle, again and again we’ve danced and again and again, we’ve cursed and cried at the end.

It is still shocking to me that a lot of Nigerians fell for the story that the president was born without shoes. Was anyone born with shoes on? Buhari’s triumphant entry into the presidency last Sunday which coincidentally was a palm Sunday doesn’t yet prove he is the redeemer. Just like the second coming of our supposed political messiah Obasanjo didn’t prove any significant improvement in our lives.

GEJ And Family Start Packing Lugagges Out of Aso Rock

Punch is reporting that President Jonathan and his family members have started moving their personal belongings out of the Presidential Villa in Abuja. One of the newspaper's reporters said he saw some buses loaded with travel bags moving out of the President’s official residence yesterday afternoon Friday April 3rd.

The president and his family will return to Otuoke, Bayelsa, once his tenure ends on May 29th.

Ayo Fayose Served Impeachment Notice

Legislators at Ekiti Assembly have served Governor Ayo Fayose an impeachment notice and have given him seven days to respond.

At least 18 members of the Ekiti State House of Assembly have agreed to commence investigations into allegations of grave misconduct against the governor. One of the legislators in Ekiti told Sahara Reporters, “We are going to look at the allegations against Governor Fayose in a responsible manner and make our decision in line with the rule of law and the overall interest of the people of the state.”

WTH!!!! You will be Jailed for Wearing Skinny Jeans or Having Music in Your Phone - ISIS

The most notorious terrorist group in the World has enacted new laws which are harsher than ever.

According to IBT UK, anyone caught wearing skinny jeans face a prison sentence of ten days.

Other jailable offenses include having music on your mobile phone, smoking, or turning up late for prayer.
For violating any of these laws, one faces ten days in prison, after which you would take an ‘Islamic course’. 

The purpose is to orient you towards their brand of extremist philosophy, and you would not be released until you pass a test they administer at the end of your training.

ISIS plans to establish an Islamic caliphate, a state where Islamic law is the law and Islam the way of life. They abhor any and all Western influence.

During the week, they released pictures of their soldiers burning meat meant for the starving in their cities, for the sole reason that the meat was produced in the USA.
anyone caught wearing skinny jeans face a prison sentence of ten days.
Other jailable offences include having music on your mobile phone, smoking, or turning up late for prayer.
For violating any of these laws, one faces ten days in prison, after which you would take an ‘Islamic course’. The purpose is to orient you towards their brand of extremist philosophy, and you would not be released until you pass a test they administer at the end of your training.
ISIS plans to establish an Islamic caliphate, a state where Islamic law is the law and Islam the way of life. They abhor any and all Western influence.
During the week, they released pictures of their soldiers burning meat meant for the starving in their cities, for the sole reason that the meat was produced in the USA.
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SHOCKING: Woman Urinated In Her In-Laws' Cups Of Tea For A Year !!!

This is probably the most disgusting news i have read in recent times..... serious
So, 30 year old Rekha Nagvanshi was angry at her in-laws for allegedly meddling in the affairs of her family, and as a form of punishment/retaliation, she did the unthinkable - pee in their cups of tea for a whole year.... My Good God in heaven !!!!
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