Sunday, April 5

Panda Breaks World Sex Record (Sex Photos)

Two giant pandas have broken the record for the longest ever mating session - just hours after the male set the record with a different female.

Panda stud Lu Lu and his mate Xi Mei enjoyed a marathon 18 minute and three second mating session at China’s Sichuan Giant Panda Research Center on Friday.

And panda experts were so pleased with Lu Lu’s prowess, they broadcast the panda porn live on China Network Television’s iPanda website.

Typically, copulation time between pandas is about 30 seconds to five minutes.

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The Obama's And Their Dogs Stun in New Easter Photo

That is one beautiful family with two ugly dogs.

3000 PDP Members Decamp to APC. Tear PDP Membership Cards (Photos)

The victory of the All Progressives Congress, APC, at the Presidential and National Assembly Elections has sparked a new wave of cross carpeting from the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, members in benue state. They allege that Gov Suswan has disappointed the grassroots and is therefore no longer relevant in the politics of the state.

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The Kardashian's And Jenner's Step Out With Kanye West For Easter (Photos)

Kim Kardashian joined hubby Kanye, baby North and the rest of the Kardashian klan as they celebrated Easter Sunday in church together - and Tyga along with Kris's toyboy Corey Gamble, were there too

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Caption This Powerful Photo

What could make Michelle giggle like this?

I Was in a Cage For 16 Good Years: President Jonathan

President Goodluck Jonathan on Sunday, April 5, looked back at his years of service from being the deputy governor of his home state, Bayelsa, to when he became the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

The President said he had no doubt that he is the luckiest Nigerian.

He said,
 “For me as an individual, this Easter coincides with the time I am leaving but I always say that I am one of the luckiest Nigerians. I am yet to see somebody luckier than me.

“From 1999, I was in the hands of government for 16 years. Not just in government as a parliamentarian because if you are a Senator or House of Representatives member, you take care of yourself, you live in your own house.

“I was in a cage, being taken care of by the government. From May 29, 1999 to date; 16 good years. I think it is enough and I am happy, help me to thank God for that.

“I will continue to thank Nigerians for giving me that privilege. I became a deputy governor because Bayelsans voted for me and my governor then. I became a Vice President because Nigerians voted for Yar’Adua and myself.

“I continued in 2011 because Nigerians voted for me and Architect Namadi Sambo. I have to thank all Nigerians. Wherever I will be, I will remain grateful to this great country. Today is a glorious day for me.”

Is This Fashion or Madness? (Photo)

Tonto Dike needs our opinions on her controversial attire

So I ask


Blog Reader With Unrepentant Randy Husband Needs Help

"Hello Laila, I am sorry to disturb blog readers with my sad tale on a day like this. not withstanding. Happy Easter to you guys. I am a 33yr old lady and married to a man of 49 yrs. We are blessed with 4 children. I am a hard working woman with a thriving supermarket in the South east and also contribute well in our finances-at home.My husband is from the South east too and he works in the banking sector. The marriage has reached a point where I have lost all respect and trust for my husband. Ever since we married in 2004, he has never stopped having extra marital affairs. Each time I catch him by checking his phone,he will deny but he keeps going back. Sometimes he will claim that the girls get his phone no without his permission and usually make the advances. 5 yrs ago he slept with a girl in his car and forgot to remove the evidence, that was the only time he accepted after denying and playing victim for 3weeks. Because of all the heart breaks I stopped checking his phone and was hoping he will change but 2weeks ago I was using his laptop to check my email when I found out his Facebook account was signed in. He tried to log out when I asked that he unlock for me to use since he pass worded it.I was inquisitive so I checked it out. 10 mins of reading his messages I was shaking and couldn't believe what I saw. He had lots of girlfriends and he even traveled to a resort with one,yet we have never done any holiday together,because of hard economic times. I was so depressed I was finding difficulty in moving on with my life. I had to confront him but as usual he started playing the victim claiming he is just having fun, chatting with them and doing dirty talk. But I read otherwise from the messages so I know he was lying. Personally the marriage has lost its salt for me but I don't want to separate because of infidelity. I want to find a way to cope with it. So I am asking for advice on how to live my life in joy and happiness ,not minding that I am married to a man that has continued to cheat and lie to me for the past 10yrs. Right now I have cut off conjugal relationship for fear of STD and he’s been giving me the silence treatment but I don't mind. Please any advise on coping mechanism to a faithful wife in an unhappy marriage’’.

The Soul Mate Fallacy: Must Read

There are seven billion people in the world, and you believe that there's just that one person somewhere who is the perfect person for you. You are looking to find him or her. You believe in soul mate that there's somebody who will complement you perfectly. Somebody who shares the same personality traits, temperament, social orientations, futuristic goals and spiritual pursuits, moreover, someone with whom disagreements, divergence of opinions and views will not be issues to contend with.

The belief in soul mate is reinforced by a belief in preordained marriage partner. Your pastor says your husband is on the way and you should hold out steadfastly cos you will meet him/her someday. When he comes he will stay and never let go. That even your nags would sound like Natalie Maria Cole's ballad to his ears. He won't make a face about your poor culinary skills, even your snoring would be a great lullaby for sleeping. Such perfect unions are often written and read in novels.

Can anyone complement you perfectly?

Psychologists state that the belief that a soul mate exist is an unrealistic expectation. No snowflakes are exactly alike. No two persons are exactly alike or are perfectly-complementary in every way. Everyone is different, only with their uniqueness and individual differences they can be able to make a good match with other people. Your strength offsets the weakness in your partner and vice versa.

Great relationships are achieved and worked out, they are not something we chance upon. You have to work towards it. It is like trying to keep fit physically, you need to exercise and maintain a fitness regimen. Building a stable relationship requires being realistic, appreciating each other, and also seeing disagreements as an invitation to reach agreement on differing individual standpoints not as an incompatibility pointer.

Don't let the soul mate fallacy lead you to miss out on the opportunity of building a strong relationship just because you are hoping that someday you will meet that special person who will be your "twin lover". Soul mates are to be made not to be found. You can start from yourself.

Catholic Nun Stabs Student With Needle to Show Him How Jesus Suffered (Photo)

A nun identified as Rev. Sister Ludovita, 30 stabbed a schoolboy in the hand with a needle to show him how Jesus suffered.

The nun had been teaching at a school in the town of Kysucke Nove Mesto in northern Slovakia when she told unsuspecting pupil Adam Celko, 7, to come to the front of the class.

She then took a needle out of her handbag and rammed it into the boy’s hand in front of the horrified class, telling him that this was how Jesus suffered - and he would too if he behaved badly.

The boy’s outraged mum Helena, 30, said: "When Adam got home he had a wound on the back of his hand and when I asked him what had happened he told me the nun had done it.

"I was completely shocked. I mean, what on earth was she thinking?

Local priest Peter Holbicka said: "The Sister in question has been removed from the school and I shall be taking the matter up with her personally."

The Drive Theory: The Law of Psychological Self Reliance: Must read

What is a drive? A drive is a propelling force. A thrust, a push, an impulse. How are you driven? Are you internally-driven or externally-driven? Psychologists and philosophers call it "locus of control". That is the energy source of one's motivation. Humans are first emotional beings before being rational beings. Emotions are like currents release from the brain that charge and control our behaviours and drive us to act in different ways and in a particular fashion. Emotions are stimulated or tickled through the various senses by what we see, touch, hear, taste, feel and think.

You can determine what drives you more. You can be in charge of your emotions and channel them to positive ends. Believe me emotional energy is the most potent. It directly and indirectly influences other bodily, sensual and psychological functions. Having that in mind, you need to be master of yourself, your actions and reactions by activating your screening mechanisms. You need to scrutinize every information that flows to the subconscious. Be careful how you digest the news you hear, the articles you read, the candid advice that people offers you and the public opinions. All these shape your thought in a subtle profound way much more than you are ready to admit or even aware of.

Your spirit can be dampened by a negative talk from a relative or by a gloomy report from an economic analyst, but the good news is you can dispel and neutralize its damaging effect by feeding yourself with positive talks. Block every port of negative emotions and thoughts in your system. Don't dwell much on depressing thoughts, news or words. They will slow you down.

You ought to be internally-driven! People can motivate you, inspire you but the downside is being overly dependent on motivation from other people would cause you frustration and self-doubt if they withdraw their moral support. Besides, everybody is too engrossed in their own lives to care about what's going on in somebody's else's life. You got to be your own motivator! Enough said!

My Dangerous Passion

Right from historic times show of passion or great desire is often admired. People without passion for anything are seen as being laid-back, lukewarm or uninteresting, in fact unambitious. However, being passionate or compulsively drawn to a person, or goal or habits can be disastrous. It may not only induce you to act irrationally, but can also make you to be hopelessly oblivious of your personal safety.
Extreme passion can manifest in three ways:

Desperation is an emotional push. A desperate person loses ability to internally evaluate situations, or even contemplate actions critically before before taking a plunge. Desperation emanates from a strong inclination to accomplish a particular task or attain some status or position. It is often egotistically driven. Here, one can't separate self from his ambition. Such fusion of self and the goal of pursuit makes a desperate person to care less about morality, ethics, personal safety, since he/she has reduced his essence and worth to the attainment of a set goal or position. A desperate person feels he is doomed if he fails to achieve what he/she sets out to accomplish.

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Yeeyyy!!! Christ Has Risen - Happy Easter Dearies.

Very early on Sunday morning the women went to the tomb, carrying the spices they had prepared. They found the stone rolled away from the entrance to the tomb, so they went in; but they did not find the body of the Lord Jesus. They stood there puzzled about this, when suddenly two men in bright shining clothes stood by them. Full of fear, the women bowed down to the ground, as the men said to them, “Why are you looking among the dead for one who is alive? He is not here; he has been raised. Remember what he said to you while he was in Galilee: ‘The Son of Man must be handed over to sinners, be crucified, and three days later rise to life.’”

Celebrate this Easter with a heart filled with love and peace. Have a blessed and wonderful Easter!

Read President Jonathan's Easter Message to Nigerians

 Fellow citizens,

I greet you all, especially our Christian brothers and sisters,  as we celebrate Easter in commemoration of  the resurrection of our Lord, Jesus Christ.

For Christians all over the world, the major lessons of Easter, which we celebrate this year in the midst of general elections in our nation, are to be found in the Messiah’s Divine love and glorious self-sacrifice for the redemption of mankind.

This year’s celebration of Easter is taking place at a period of very critical national choices and decisions, during which we must all be prepared and willing to make sacrifices for greater unity, peace, political stability and progress in our beloved country.

We must therefore seize the opportunity of the Easter holiday to reflect deeply on what more we need to do as a people, to ensure that the political process in which we are currently engaged is successfully concluded and that our beloved country, Nigeria continues to move towards a better future for all of its citizens.

Happily, we have already successfully scaled the hurdle of the Presidential and National Assembly Elections.  I am quite hopeful that the Gubernatorial and State Assembly elections will also be conducted peacefully.

To the glory and pride of our fatherland, our collective actions since March 28 have assured the world that the democratic spirit is alive and well in our nation.

By the grace of God, our beloved nation, Nigeria is moving forward despite all challenges.

Let us all pray this Easter, that God Almighty who has brought us this far, will continue to bless our nation as we  march onward towards the fulfillment of our collective vision of a truly united, strong and prosperous nation.

I wish you all very happy Easter celebrations.

Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, GCFR
Federal Republic of Nigeria

Nollywood Stars Share Thought on GEJ's Loss

Punch met up with some pro Jonathan Nollywood stars and asked for their thoughs after Jonathan lost. Below are some response:

Omoni Oboli

“I can never regret anything I do. I stood for what I believe in, not because of financial gain. At the end of the day, the victory goes to Nigeria. This election showed true democracy and I am proud of the man that I supported. He is a hero. He conceded graciously and that is the trait of a true leader. This is democracy and nobody should work against me because I supported Jonathan.”

Lancelot Imasuen,
“It is just that I want to use the opportunity to celebrate President Goodluck Jonathan for his uprightness. If a man that has been tagged as weak and clueless demonstrated something we thought was almost impossible in Nigeria, I eternally want to celebrate him. I will never regret campaigning for Jonathan and if this election is done again, I will still campaign for him. Why would I regret supporting him? I was not coerced or bribed into it. I was not given money, I was convinced and I still stand by my conviction. If that would make me face the international court, I am ready to face it. While supporting Jonathan, I did not kill anybody; I was only using the word of mouth to convince people.”

Segun Arinze,
“I stood for what I believed in and if I had the opportunity, I would do it all over again. I do not ever regret campaigning for Jonathan. If I believed in Buhari, I would have done the same thing. I wish him all the best and hope he would take the country to a better place. It is no longer about Buhari or Goodluck but about Nigeria.
“I am not a card carrying member of PDP; I supported the President because I believed he has done well for my industry and Nigeria as a whole. I am a Nigerian and I have every right to the freedom of expression. Being silent would be foolhardy on my part. In 2011, I was campaigning for Fashola, why was I not silent at that time? We are all Nigerians and I don’t think Buhari would victimise me because I supported Jonathan.”
Fidelis Duker,

“I can never regret supporting President Goodluck Jonathan. When he is having a welcome party at Otuoke, I will be there with him. He has done very well and I am still very proud of him. It has never happened in the history of Nigeria where an incumbent will lose and he will walk away.”

Chris Brown Wants Karrueche Back as he Stalks Her Online (Photo)

Chris Brown obviously wants Karrueche back and he has resorted to not so flattering measures. Chris has been stalking her on social network. He attempted to show a sign of solidarity with the comment, 'keep killing it kiddo,' but was met with no response.

Chris has been calling her phone and her friend's phones endlessly, but Karrueche is not picking up.
 TMZ reports that he's been so frustrated he's turned to social media, complimenting her for all to see.He is telling his friends he's not going to date anyone else and is confident Karrueche will come back to him.'

Also on Saturday, he took to his Twitter account to show Karrueche and his fans that he is making steps towards improving himself.

'It's great to humble yourself... I fall off track often when I'm able to humble myself I can see everything a lot clearer,' he tweeted.

See Heartbreaking Reactions of Family Members of the Deceased in Kenyan Massacre (Photos)

It was a sorry sight as family members of those slain by Al Shabab militants came forward to identify the bodies of their beloved. There was mass wailing and tears flowed freely.

The authorities drove the naked, bloated corpses of four Al Shabab militants killed during the shootout around the town in a pickup truck from the mortuary to Garissa Primary School in a show of federal defiance.

It comes as survivor Cynthia Cheroitich, 19, who spent two days hiding in a wardrobe and drinking body lotion to survive, was rescued after al-Shabaab gunmen stormed Garissa University College on Thursday.

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Angelina Jolie Steps Out With The Kids (Photos)

Angelina Jolie was seen running errands with her growing kids Zahara and Shiloh in tow on Friday afternoon.

The mother-of-six sported a casual all-black look for her glasses shopping trip as she paid a visit to Optometrix in Los Angeles.

Shiloh, eight sported a Hackett polo top and shorts while she walked around in green flip flops.

Her sister Zahara opted for a blue hoody and a pale blue trousers while she wore brown flip flops. The ten-year-old - who Angelina adopted from Ethiopia in 2006 - was seen pulling various stretches as she waited for her superstar mother.

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OMG !!!! See the Worlds Largest Vagina (18+)

A British woman named Patty G (she never gave her full name) has been inducted into the Guinness Book Of Records, for having the largest vagina in the world.

This is the photo that was supplied of Patty’s stuff and its not as pretty as you might imagine it.
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Angela Okorie Stuns in Native (Photo)

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Ali Baba Blasts Facially Challenged Jesus (Photo)

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