Thursday, July 23

52 Deadly Ways to Poison a Woman

1. Make her cum daily.
2. Compliment her genuinely.
3. Leave a candy and a blank cheque for her to find.
4. Kiss her for At least, 8 seconds.
5. Hold her hands.
6. Whisper sweet words in her ear.
7. Caress her—she loves to feel your gentle touch.
8. Appreciate her for the things she does for you daily.
9. Praise her in front of others.
10. Dedicate a post to her on her favorite blog.

WHOA! Eminem SHADES Caitlyn Jenner. Did She Deserve It?

Anybody that knows Eminem knows that he is one to always speak his mind without minding the people who get affected. The rapper appeared on Sway's show on Shade 45 this morning. He was there to promote the upcoming film, Southpaw, but ended up giving an eight-minute long freestyle.

Of course, with it being Eminem, we all knew there was a chance for controversy, and he delivered that controversy as he rapped, "I keep the pistol tucked like Bruce Jenner's dick," during the freestyle.

TILB Readers, your thoughts? Funny or mean? Deserved or uncalled for?

Tompolo Allegedly Set to Resuscitate Mend. Hostilities May Resume in The Niger Delta

There was concern in military circles in the Niger Delta region on Thursday following the planned meeting of leaders of the Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND).

The Nation is reporting that The meeting, slated for Izon House in Yenagoa, Bayelsa, is being convened by MEND leader, Chief Government Ekpemupolo.

A terse invitation, a copy of which was made available to The Nation, reads: “My dearly beloved Commanders and Leaders of various wings of the Movement of the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND), I greet you all.

Photos From The 68th Birthday of Bishop Paul Nwachukwu

The founder and general overseer of Grace of God mission, Bishop Paul Nwachukwu clocked 68 recently and celebrated his birthday with his children and grand children

Happy birthday Sir,

More photos after the cut:

Man Snatches Friend's Wife And 5 Children in Imo. Says He Fathered Them

A 52 year-old man, Gilbert Maduako, has lost his wife, Oluchi and five children after his friend, Akwusi Aluwaogu, who allegedly snatched Oluchi and took away the children claiming that he was their father. The incident happened at Ugwuakwu Village in Umuchu in Aguate Local Government in Anambra State, southeast Nigeria. The marriage which produced those children, collapsed after Oluchi and her children moved to Aluwaogu’s home who is an indigene of Akokwa town in Imo State and introduced the man to her children as their real father. P.M.NEWS reports:

Don Jazzy Approves Customized Wears For Mavin Babies (Photo)

So cute. Marvin is becoming a dynasty indeed. The Mavin babies include Dr. Sid's daughter Sidney, D’Prince’s son, Nonso ‘Dj Bign’ Ajufo’s son and Tiwa Savage’s baby boy.

The Very Poor Boy At Silverbird: Must Read

I had just come out of a meeting with my new partner Lami yesterday evening, when I decided to detour to the Silverbird galleria to meet up with a friend for drinks, all in a bid to wait out the ever regular traffic jam that has now made Victoria Isalnd a tourist attraction.

After wondering round the galleria boring myself with what it had to offer, I decided to brave the traffic and go home. As I came out of the Galleria a very young boy of twelve, walked up to me and shuffled a pack of cotton buds to my face. He was very persistent and could only mutter the words, 'cotton bud, buy'.

DRAMA !!! Skuki Peeshaun Gets Friendzoned By Lady He Claimed Was His Bae (Photos)

Naija babes get mind sha. So the gist is that yesterday Peeshaun took to his page to eulogize and serenade his imaginary girlfriend, Ladapo Busayo, with a love poem.

Every body in Lasgidi started preparing for thanksgiving in appreciation for the new love birds.

Emeka Ike Disvirgined me And Turned my Kids Against me. Emeka Ike's Wife Cries

Emeka Ike's wife had gone to court, seeking dissolution of their 12-year-old marriage but Emeka failed to show up in court. Emeka's counsel, Abdul’Hakeem Labi-Lawal, said Emeka has not appeared in court because he is ill. He begged the court to give Emeka 6 months to see if there is possibility of settlement between the couple.

The wife however said 6 months was too long adding that Emeka had 2 years to reconcile with her but he didn’t. Her words: “The last time I wanted to speak with our children, it was my mother-in-law who picked the call and asked if I had read Exodus 21 which says that if I go, I shouldn’t return.” .

Rukky Sanda Shows Off The Goddess in Her (Photos)

Isnt she angelic?

Another photo after the cut:

See What Bukola Saraki's Wife Has to Say About Her EFCC Invitation

Toyin Saraki, wife of the Senate President, Bukola Saraki, has said she will respond to the invitation from the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, and assist the commission with its inquiries over corruption allegations levelled against her.

Toyin Saraki on Wednesday confirmed being invited by the commission but denied knowing the motive of the invitation.

Meek Mill Shades Toronto Mayor: Questions His Audacity And Authority to Ban Him (Photos)

After the Toronto Mayor Norm Kerry tweeted at Meek and said he was no longer welcome to Toronto, Meek Mill lashed back; he took to Twitter too, to call out the interfering Councillor and ask what gave him the ‘audacity’ to make such statements.

Tensions High After The Death Of Sandra Bland In Texas Jail

Racial dicotomy and the issues of black-white relations as well as Police brutality have been discussed this year more than ever before. With numerous incidences of unarmed black men shot by Policemen in various cases of excessive use of force, another such case has hit the front burner.

10 Yr Old Boy Buried Alive by Occult Men at Enugu

Drama ensured at Ngwo Enugu after a 10-year-old boy was allegedly buried alive by suspected occultic men.
The discovery was made during a three-day fasting and prayer crusade organised to cleanse the community of evil.

Caitlyn Jenner Shows Off her Impressive Shoe Closet

Caitlyn Jenner has been on a roll ever since her coming out: on July 15, she wowed the audience at the ESPY Awards with her Atelier Versace dress and speech encouraging acceptance and respect for trans women. The show-stopping gown landed her a spot on Vogue's best dressed list on July 20. 

Caitlyn went on to meet actress and trans activist Laverne Cox and had a fun night out with friends at iconic West Hollywood gay bar The Abbey on July 18. The 65 year reality star is now showing off her chic array of heels.

In a tweet she sent to step-daughter Khloé Kardashian, Caitlyn posted a video from inside her closet with the caption:
"Don't get jealous, Khloé! It's filling up." 
See the closet after the cut.

Checkout Psquare Few Years Back

It's TBT! Best Group award winners at MTV Africa Music Awards 2015 took to show off how their swag few years back. That Polo and Tommy boxers sha!

Photos: Yemi Osinbajo & Others Welcomes Pres Buhari in Abuja After His US Visit

After a 4 day visit to the US, President Muhammadu Buhari has returned to Abuja early this morning. President Buhari was welcomed by his vice president Professor Yemi Osinbajo at the Presidential Wing of Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport Abuja. Another photo below..

I've Got a Message for YOU from GOD....

Dear TILB reader, 

..cos He's got you covered!

Girl Accidentally Kills Herself by Overdosing on Paracetamol

Georgia Littlewood, 17 and pictured above, took more than the recommended dose of paracetamol to cure a stomach ache.  Unaware of the dose's deadly consequences, she went to stay with her boyfriend.

But her condition suddenly deteriorated and she was rushed into hospital with severe liver damage. She died the following day.

The cause of death was acute liver failure due to paracetamol toxicity.

Dasuki Denies Maltreating Buhari after 1985 Coup

Immediate past National Security Adviser, Colonel Sambo Dasuki (retd), has sworn that he never maltreated nor took part in maltreating President Muhammadu Buhari when he, as military Head of State, was removed in a 1985 coup.

The former NSA who is currently being accused of treason by the Department of Security Services (DSS), which invaded his house last week seizing his international passports and carting away nine cars in the process said:
 “I always respect and dignify my seniors and those in positions of authority whether in service or after. Though a young officer, I was reluctant to be among those that arrested him. And I was not. I only met him afterward at Bonny Camp with Lawal Rafindadi.

Yinka Bode George Flaunts Nipples & Ripped Abs in New Photoshoot

Yinka Bode George is the 5th child of former PDP Chieftain, Chief Bode George. And dude is oozing sexiness in a July fashion editorial for Elegant Magazine. After the cut are some amazing before and after photos of his body transformation.

Wife Number Four? Tom Cruise, 53, 'Ready' to Propose to 22 year old PA (Photos)

Tom Cruise has been making movies back-to-back all over the world since he divorced Katie Holmes in 2012.

And on Wednesday the 53-year-old movie star looked to be off to yet another business meeting as he was spotted heading into an office building in a sharp blue suit in Vienna.

That same day Star magazine reported the father-of-three has also been paying attention to his personal life. It is alleged he is so in love with his pretty British assistant Emily Thomas, 22, that he's ready to propose.

Basket Mouth Shows Off His Kids Aboard a Plane Flying Over to America to Meet Him (Photos)

Popular comedian and Glo ambassador Bright okpocha also known as Basketmouth  revealed that he has been awarded a Certificate of Congressional Recognition by the Texas House of Representative for his good works, through comedy.

The Abia State born comedian moments ago, shared the photo of his children, Janelle and Jason, lounging at the business section on their flight to the States.

see what he wrote and then the photos of his kids lounging on the plane after the cut:

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