Monday, October 12

Who Remembers Getting This Because You were Sick?

I can never forget, lol.



How was your day today, guys? I'm soo tired! Mondays are crazy days at my office. How your side?

Looks like Drake has Got a New Girlfriend.. a Serena Lookalike (See Photos)

 Rapper Drake and tennis star Serena Williams have been rumored to be a couple, but that might have changed pretty quick last night in L.A.


Drizzy was spotted hanging in West Hollywood on Sunday evening with an Instagram model named Ravie Loso, who happens to look a lot like Serena. They had arrived at the venue in a limo, Drake exited the car first, before Loso went in afterwards, while on the arm of one of the rapper's minders.
Loso was dressed to nines and displayed her curves in a super short brown suede dress and cream patent court shoes.

The outing comes as Drake was forced to deny rumours he's set to marry 34-year-old Williams, saying claims of a proposal were false.

Saraki Receives 2nd Batch List Of Ministerial Nominees

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Senate President, Olubukola Saraki on Monday received the 2nd batch list of ministers to work in the cabinet of President Muhammadu Buhari.


Blog Reader's Husband Throws Her a Surprise Baby Shower !!! (Fun Photos)

TILB Reader Jubie was treated to a surprise baby shower over the weekend and the highlight was the shoki dance moves and the powder storm by her hubby and friends. She's gonna be having her very first baby boy.

Congrats girl.
More photos after the cut:

I live Abroad. Marry Me

After living outside the shores of the country for years, you decide to come back to Naija to look for a wife to marry because you believe the ones over there don "tear eyes". You inform your people back in Naija that you are coming back and would stay maximum of two weeks. Your main reason for coming back is to get married and as such, they should help find a suitable 'wife material" that you would quickly get married to in the two weeks that you would come home.

Then your people back home begins their search for a wife for their brother who is coming back from obodo oyibo (Igbo word for Jand). They begin their wife hunt and the very first word they throw at gullible desperate ladies is "He lives abroad"

You see, I have a problem with that word. The manner at which the word is said at every given opportunity with the glaring hint that they are doing the lady a favour by coming for her as their brother lives in Obodo Oyibo.

Is This a Fact or An Epic Rant

YOU, A RIB-WOMAN?

By Dr.Micheal Okezie

"And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof.

And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man." Genesis 2:21-22.

I wonder why animals were created in pairs (male and female) and Adam alone was created. And after much consideration God decided to create a companion for him from a rib taken out from him. So then the story goes that the human female came out of a bone while a man was made directly from the ground in God's image. Interesting. So women are "transformed ribs".

Ewww, Justin Bieber's Father Tweets About His Son's Penis

After the sensationally salacious naked shots of Justin Bieber sunning himself by the pool went viral, it inspired hundreds of memes and plenty of eggplant emoticons and jokes.

When we thought the whole thing was finally dying down, a proud tweet from Justin's 'proud' father Jeremy about the music star's supposedly gigantic endowments stirs up dust and controversy again.

See tweet after the cut.


Kylie's Boyfriend Tyga Gets $25,000 To Feature on Next Keeping Up With the Kardashian

Twenty-five year old American rapper Tyga and boyfriend to eighteen year old Kylie Jenner will be making his debut on the next season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians as he follows his girlfriend, and the whole Khardashian klan to their family vacation in St Barths.




Going By Yemi Alade's Photo, Guys Answer This Question

Okay, as we stated earlier on TILB, Yemi Alade posted this photo on her Instagram page

 

And it got (as expected) a lot of lewd comments and excitement, especially from the guys. Lol

I have always wondered the fascination that big booty has for ladies and guys. I mean, what really is the attraction to big butts? Fine, the booty is as a big as a giant cooking pot, all rotund and stuff, but hey...

IK Osakioduwa Shares This Really Cute Family Photo On His Instagram Page

With a hashtag, #IamAllAboutFamily, popular OAP and presenter Ik Osakioduwa shared this sweet family photo on his Instagram page

His little boy's teeth reminds me of mine at his age. The only difference is I didn't show off the 'window' with such pride. Lol


Just For Laughs: What Traffic Lights Mean In Nigeria And The Rest of The World

There is a difference between how Nigerians view traffic lights and how the rest of the world view them. Lol


'My Wife Got Pregnant For Another Man.. I Badly Need Advice'


I and my wife were in love before we had our son and the love got stronger after we gave birth to him.

 After having to our Son, life got a little bit hard for us, which made me decided to travel abroad to make ends meet and make sure I and my family live a good life.

As a first time traveling experience, things did not quickly go fine, which is normal. Within this period , my wife was not always in good terms with me but i was calm with her because i understand how it would be for a woman not having her hubby around her and when financial needs were not constantly met.


Green House Reality TV Programme Is On! Register Now

Registration for the Green House Reality TV Program is on! This premium platform intends to groom the girl child into becoming steward of the environment, with the objective “that by educating the girl child you are educating the nation”.


Do you have what it takes!!?

Are you a lady within the ages of 18-30?  Hurry now!                       


Hilarious! How 'Missing' Lady, Jessica Edionwele Was Found With Lover In Abuja


Remember this lady, Jessica Edionwele, who was declared missing some days back?

Jessica daughter of  Hon. Edionwele, representing Esan Constituency,  Edo State, last Wednesday was reported to have left Ibadan, Oyo State,  where she was serving, for Lagos to board an aircraft to Abuja. She was said to have landed Abuja safely but took an airport taxi that drove her away to an unknown destination.

Well, according to Thisday newspaper, not only was she found safe and sound, but was found with her lover in Lugbe, Abuja.


Julius Agwu Booed Off Stage At Ibadan Glo Laffta Fest By Ibadan People


Someone who attended the Globacom sponsored comedy show,  Glo Laffta fest In Ibadan yesterday mailed me that ace comedian Julius Agwu, who is just recovering from brain surgery was booed off the stage.


Nigerians Blast Doyin Okupe For Saying 'Alamieyeseigha Is In Heaven'



Former presidential aide Doyin Okupe received the hot end of Nigerians tongues when he took to his Facebook page to give an emotional farewell message to the recently deceased ex-governor of Bayelsa state, Chief Diepreye Alamieyeseigha. T

The senior special assistant on public affairs to former president Goodluck Jonathan, said that the late former governor of Bayelsa is presently in heaven with his ‘crown of glory’.

But no sooner had he made he post when comments started rolling in from Nigerians who did not feel as nostalgic as he does over the memory of the late politician.

See responses after the cut


Chinedu Ikedieze, Osita Iheme, Patience Ozokwor Get Land Gifts From Gambian

It seems our Nollywood stars are going places and are appreciated outside their homeland.

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I t has been gathered that Gambian President, Prof Dr Sheik AJ Jammeh showed appreciation for the Nollywood industry by presenting plots of land to number of Nigerian actors, among them the Aki and Paw Paw duo, Chinedu Ikedieze and Osita Iheme, Patience Ozokwor and Pastor Eucharia Anunobi.

Dear TILB Reader, Can You Do What This Man Did?



And the good book says 'no greater love can a man show than he who lays his life down for another'.


Basketmouth Shared This Hilarious Birthday Message For His Mother



Basketmouth is ever the clown. He shared a very sweet birthday message to his mum on his Instagram page, and ended it with...

See photo after the cut

Woman Sells Her Baby For N100,000 In Enugu



My greatest fear is these babies sold may not be adopted, but may be used for diabolical purposes like rituals. If one can get a baby for as little as 100k, then there is no longer need for these evil people to go to the streets to kidnap children. so sad.

The Nigerian Security and Civil Defense Corps, NSCDC, Enugu State Command, has arrested a young woman, identified as Nkechi Isioko, from Mpu in Aninri Local Government Area of the State for allegedly attempting to sell her baby for N100, 000.


Dead Woman's Family in Ebonyi Puts her Burial on Hold Till Boyfriend Marries Her

The family of a deceased woman from Ebonyi state has suspended her burial rites until her ‘husband’ who she was living with, performs her wedding rites.


The woman, Chinyere Mbam, died from the snake bite she sustained while returning from the wake-keep of her friend, Oge Ogashi. She was taken to a traditional healing home in the area for treatment and thereafter back to the husband’s home where she died.
Her uncle, Ishiali Ikwe, confirmed her death.

But the deceased’s family have mandated her partner, Stephen Mbam, of  Enyi Igwe Village,

Question of the Day..


What are your thoughts?



Pregnant Kim Kardashian Hints She Might Have Diabetes

Kim Kardashian has made no secret of the fact that she hasn't enjoyed being pregnant, but the reality star hinted in the promo for Season 11 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians on Sunday, Oct. 11, that she could be diagnosed with diabetes as she carries her second child.


The 34-year-old, who is expecting a son in December with husband Kanye West, 38, suffered from potentially deadly preeclampsia when she was pregnant with daughter North West in 2013, and on a

Ladies, Which of These is Your Favorite Drink?

Beer & Whiskey for me, please.


What would you be drinking, ladies?

Check Out the Sex Toy Selfie Stick that Lets Women Snap their 'Orgasm Face' at Moment of Climax

A female entrepreneur has unveiled a new sex toy designed to allow women to snap pictures of themselves during the act of selfie abuse. Check it out below:

Although it is not clear whether the invention is entirely serious, it has got the over-excited people of social media all hot and flustered, with some women hailing it as the "best idea ever".

The unnamed lady behind the idea released a guide on how to use the device, which really should have been called the Selfie Dick. And she said:
"It's the first selfie stick which allows you to, well, stick it. When it's pleasure time,

Singer Yemi Alade Sets her IG Page on Fire with Photo of her Heavily Endowed Fan

Everyone is asking if that bum is real!




Wow!

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