Thursday, November 12

Before You Sleep

-Buhari will die before the Election- Ayo Fayose
-Buhari is brain dead - Patient Jonathan
-If APC survives till October 2014,call me a bastard.- Doyin Okupe
-Mark my words, It will not happen for Buhari to rule Nigeria. - Doyin Okupe.
-If APC wins, I will go on exile. - Bode George.
-Buhari can never win in Yorubaland. - Gani Adams.
-Jonathan will shock APC with defeat. - FFK
-If Jonathan loses, we would set Nigeria on fire. -Asari Dokubo.
-We instigated the 6 weeks postponement so that Jonathan can win. - Fasehun
-I will deliver 1 million votes to Jonathan in Ondo state. - Mimiko
-We shall deliver the South West votes to Jonathan. - Afenifere
-Tinubu is no longer a force in the South West. -Yinka Odumakin.
-Buhari at 70 wears diapers like my mother. -Fayose
-Jonathan already has Lagos votes.- Obanikoro. 

-We will close all borders land, sea and air to make sure Rotimi Amaechi did not escape we will throw him to jail Nyesom wike!
Friends. NO MATTER WHAT EVIL PEOPLE THINK OR SAY ABOUT YOU, GOD WILL CHANGE IT TO JOY.
Go to bed!!! Good nite!

Tweet of The Day - Featuring Nollywood.....LMAO !!!

Buhahahahahahahahahahahaha
Someone also said "seriously. ....and the way they bring out a bottle labelled "POISON" from the kitchen cabinet....Do you buy things like that and keep in ur kitchen?"........ Hehehehehehehehehehehe

Whats your final Straw with Nollywood?... Let's hear it

Behold The World's Sexiest Dwarf (Photos)


You go girl!



Super-glamorous Karina Lemos is living proof that good things come in small packages - after the 4ft 3ins tall model was dubbed the "world's sexiest dwarf".


Brain Teaser

Can you answer this brain teaser?


When An 'Evil Spirit' Pushes A 50 Year Old Man Into Raping a 2 Year Old Baby



According to Daily Post reports, one Okon Michael, 50, an indigene of Mbak Ekpe in Ibesikpo Asutan Local Government Area, Akwa Ibom state, who raped a two-year-old girl has confessed to the crime saying he was under the influence of an evil spirit.



My Love-My Pride: Chioma Proudly Shows Off Her Super Hubby (Photos)

Hello Laila,

My name is Chioma and I am a blog reader from Norway. I wanna flaunt my own private and personal superman. The man of my dreams, My hero, My sugar Daddy. My life, My head, my hands, my legs, my everything indeed and most importantly, the father of my children. I am happy for the platform. I wanna tell the whole world that this man right here is the reason for all the smiles that has been on my face. He is an angel and I am very lucky and proud to have him.

My Sugar boy. I love you to the moon and back. I will still marry you in my next life and the life after that. I will  marry you over and over again until God bans marriage. lol

Bye Laila and please, if I am the first, I wish to gift my the weekend getaway to the 2nd proud woman out there.

WOW !!! WOW !!! WOW!!!
this is lovely#
more photos of the superman after the cut:

How Gwen Stefani's Slept With Her Husband For Three Years And Copied Her Style




Photographs posted on Facebook by Mindy Mann, the nanny alleged to have had a three-year affair with Bush Rocker Gavin Rossdale, show the young woman in a series of poses that are creepily similar to her superstar boss Gwen Stefani.

Wearing lookalike black rimmed glasses, a bandana in her platinum hair and striking a pose with the rock couple's seven-year-old son Zuma, the Australian nanny has created eerie matches of photos of her superstar boss.


Yay or Nay? Photo Of A Bald Tonto Dikeh-Churchill

Tonto Dikeh-Churchill posted this photo on her Instagram page and i think she looks cuter this way.



Do you agree?

Compare and contrast



This Man Was Arrested For Robbery A Day After Been Released From Prison (Photo)



A 39-year-old Segun Adeleke has been arrested for robbing a motorcyclist in Oyo town, a day after been released from prison.


Yvonne Nelson Celebrates Her Birthday With A Very Sexy Instagram Photo

Today is the birthday of popular Ghanaian actress and in commemoration, she is giving her Instagram followers an eyeful of her long and creamy legs.
She also confirms that she was raised by a single mum.

She wrote:


My Love. My Pride: Time to Show The World Who Makes You Smile

Hello TILBers.

The time has come for y'all to come out of your shells and flaunt what you ve got. Love is a beautiful thing and should never be hidden except you aint proud of him or her.

Man Builds Shrine to Curse The Person Who Smashed His Windscreen (Photos)


An unusual shrine set up around a car has recently appeared in Kunming, south west China. Its owner, named as Wang, decided to create the shrine to curse the man who smashed his car window when police informed him they couldn't find the man who committed the crime.

The man also lighted candles and incense and wrote a long curse, damning the offender's entire family and future offspring.


Female Blog Reader in Love With a Married Man Needs Help. Pls Read

UNEDITED

Hi Laila good day, have being a fan of your page for a while now even though i don't get to comment on some of ur post due to the nature of my job (Time consuming). I need your advice and the public as well.

Am a young lady of about 28yrs of age, I work with one of the financial institutions in Nigeria. I spent my life not knowing the meaning of Love in a relationship, am a fun fill kind of lady not answerable to any Man and if eventually my male folks pick interest in me, trust me I will create something out of nothing and run away from the relationship.

In other words I don't fall In love may be due to some experience my girlfriends encountered in the hands of Men, after giving in their all in the relationship they end up with heart break as a frd I keep consoling them.

Checkout Blog Reader Charles And His Wife Fooling Around on Their 2nd Anniversary (Photo)

This is quite hilarious. Charles and his wife Michelle decided to celebrate their 2nd wedding anniversary with a very funny photo. Their  mail below

Hello Lailalicious,

This is Charlimagne from Oando. Michelle wanted us to do something different for our 2nd wedding anniversary. We spent the whole of yesterday fooling around. She recruited our nanny to do some crazy photo-shoot for us. The poses were also crazy. it wasnt my idea ooo...its was 100% hers. Anyway she got this bigboy goggle and insisted that we wear them. I dont know where she got the idea from but she sure did end up making me look silly. It was really fun and i had more reason to laugh. i will send you a photo but please dont laugh too much. Abeg help me thank oluwa for blessing me with the best wife ever who makes me laugh and ultimately gives me peace.

Thanks  and please dont laugh at me ooo


lol
See the hilarious anniversary photo after the cut:

Phyno Storms Lagos Island, Pulls Massive Crowd (Photos)


Nigerian rapper Phyno was at Lagos Island yesterday to shoot a video scene for his new song, and his presence pulled quite a crowd.

Traders and marketers gathered in their numbers just to catch a glimpse of the 'Alobam' hitmaker. Even policemen were not left out.

See more photos after the cut


Kemi Adetiba Gets Cussed Out By Instagram User Over Zee TV (Photos)

Film maker and TV personality Kemi Adetiba experienced drama on her Instagram page when a Nigerian flight attendant based in Qatar called her out in a most abusive manner over Kemi's post.

Kemi posted this

And the next thing we know, a certain IG user with the username almedina_alkhalifa pounced on her and began cussing everything in sight.

See the posts after the cut

Meet The Woman Who Uses Semen To Keep Her Face Soft and Smooth (Photos)

I have heard of this kind of beauty regimen but i never believed someone would be bold enough to try it.



A beauty blogger, who has more than 150k followers on social media, is promoting an unusual approach to skincare - covering her face in semen.

Single mum-of-two and former glamour model Tracy Kiss says applying this inexpensive 'cosmetic' keeps her skin soft and healthy-looking.


Snoop Dog Launches His Own Special Brand Of Weed, 'Leafs By Snoop'

After decades of smoking marijuana US rapper Snoop Dogg has decided to cash in on his knowledge by launching his own brand of weed (Igbo).



Snoop jizzle unveiled his ‘Leafs by Snoop’ marijuana at an event in Denver, Colorado, where the drug is legal, promising "the finest quality cannabis one could imagine”.


NAFDAC Slams Guinness Nigeria With N1 Billion Fine


Is is a season of fines as The National Agency for Food and Drug Administration and Control (NAFDAC) has fined Guinness Nigeria Plc, N1 Billion for violating laid down rules.



Punch Newspapers reports that NAFDAC accused Guinness of allegedly revalidating expired products without authorisation and supervision, and exposing its raw materials to rodents.


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