Thursday, February 11

This is How We Are Gonna Share Love This Valentine. Pls Read


Romantic Valentine Day Poem
Valentine, Valentine, Valentine....

Fellow lailans, the season to rekindle our love is here again. ..

Lmao! See What A 'Badmouth' Nigerian Tweeted About Someone's Mother

This is just so... lwkmd!!!

So this guy posted this on twitter


 And an evil Nigerian with terrible bad mouth replied




And I fainted...lmao!!



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Free Food: Headmaster Sacked In Kaduna For Diverting Biscuits & Oranges


 The Kaduna State Government has sacked two senior education officials and suspended two others for diverting food meant for the feeding of primary school pupils.

Graphic Photos: Porn Star Rushed To Hospital After Injuring His Penis In Freak Accident On Film Set



While shooting a scene, porn film star Rico Strong got injured when a drug he took overworked and left him with a perpetual erection. He was rushed to a hospital in Los Angeles yesterday, and doctors say that his penis was "severely damaged" and for a time, they suspected that he might even lose it.

According to MTO, Rico reportedly was filming a scene and wanted to be . .. . . errr . .. EXTRA PREPARED FOR IT. So we're told that Rico injected his penis with a drug called "caberjack". The medicine worke d a little TOO WELL< and his erection did not go down for 18 HOURS.

Rico was rushed to the hospital, where doctors had to stick needles into his penis, and slowly drain all the blood out of it. It appears like he's going to make a full recovery, but it was TOUCH AND GO for a minute. We're told that at one point, doctors even considered AMPUTATING his penis.

MTO reports that Rico is still not yet out of the woods and his penis may still be amputated.

See the graphic photos after the cut


How Victoria Kimani Messed Up and Lost The Chance To Date Ciara's Baby Daddy, Future


 Kenya artiste, Victoria Kimani has been very popular in Nigeria’s music entertainment since she got signed by Chocolate city.

The dark skin beauty is not intimidated at all, despite been a foreigner she is competing hard with Nigerian music artiste.

In an interview with The Best Life TV, the singer disclosed that American Artiste, Future was asking her out, which she never gave him, attention.

OMG! Little North West Is Already Wearing Her Mother's False Eyelashes Comfortably

Oh dear,  Northwest, the little daughter of Kim and Kanye West is already wearing false eye lashes, comfortably. Her mother Kim Kardashian shared this pic of North from her phone on snapchat


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Isn't this rather excessive? I mean the kid is barely 3 years and yet she is already being sexualised.

If you agree or disagree with me drop your comments below.





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What Do You Think Of This Question A Nigerian Asked

This twitter user asked a very pertinent question and it also crossed my mind when I saw Mr Orisaguna in a photo with his now famous wife, Jumoke.



Is he ready to handle the pressures that come with fame?

Mr Orisaguna (pink and black native) stands next to his wife Jumoke

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"T. B. Joshua, Pastor Chris Are ‘Kabballa’ Magicians"- Bishop Peller

Former drug addict and renowned magician, now General Overseer of The Fingers of God Church, Alagbado Lagos, Bishop Kayode Joseph Abiola Peller, son of the late renowned magician, Professor Peller has carpeted his fellow colleagues in the ministry, Pastor T. B. Joshua and Reverend Chris Oyakhilome, calling them magicians.


He claimed that while the Senior Pastor of The Synagogue Church of All Nations, T. B. Joshua uses Kabballah magic to hypnotize his congregation and the general public over his miracles, the Christ Embassy founder, Chris Oyakhilome’s association with Joshua makes him a suspect.


Meet Isa, The Best Dressed Tiger Nuts Seller In Nigeria

Isa from Kebbi state is a tiger nuts seller who haeks his wares in a wheelbarrow in Wuse Market Abuja, but he doesn't allow his trade dictate his fashion sense he goes around looking sharp and giving bankers a run for their money



Learn from him, folks.

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How To Spot Girls Looking For Boyfriend At Lagos Restaurants



I see them all the time in high brow restaurants in Lagos. Usually, they announce their presence in a group of four, three or two in some cases.

Guys reading this, you are part of the problem in Nigeria if you notice the first thirteen signs without approaching their table.

Here we go.

1. They pick the most visible spot in the restaurant to seat.

2. Then study the menu like they are studying for JAMB.

3. It takes roughly thirty minutes to an hour for them to decide an item on the menu they want.

Jumoke Orisaguna Becomes A Global Sensation, Featured On Huffington Post



God is definitely not yet done with Jumoke.

The bread seller turned model, Olajumoke Orisaguna has caught the attention of the international media, and  Huffington Post featured her in today's edition titled "How To Get A Modelling Contract: Olajumoke Orisaguna Scouted After Accidentally Walking Into Tinie Tempah Photo Shoot."

Jumoke who had a major photoshoot yesterday which was covered by CNN just keep breaking boundaries. When God is involved, Race becomes Grace!!

Click HERE to read the Huffington Post article


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Win up to N20k This Valentine on AfroCab


ABOUT AFRO.

Afro is a mobile platform that connects passengers to drivers - built by Africans, in Africa, for Africa.

Afro connects you quickly to drivers nearby, so there's no more queuing in the sun, or whistling for drivers. Using Afro, you can adjust the fare you offer, just like haggling at the market. Bid higher when it's busier, or lower when it's not. You're in control, and you'll always know what you'll pay upfront. No nasty surprises at the end of a trip. Choose however you want to pay - credit card for safe, convenient fares, or cash if that's easier for you. Get the app for Android phones or use it on any browser.

New Wed Female Lailan Who is Lonely Needs You Now

Hello lailans ,please i need a good advice on my one year marriage. I married my husband last year and our marriage has been facing one big issue which i dont think i can bear anymore. ever since i married my husband , he has never spent a day without smoking or drinking, i have  begged him to stop but have come to realize that its part of him.

Free Valentine Cup Cakes For Lailans. A Blog Reader Giveaway

Good morning ma'am, trust you are doing well
Valentine is fast approaching and I have thought of what to give to your readers that stay in ABA Abia state.
I would give one person a package of what I make.
1 box of 6 cupcakes(mixed flavor) and a bottle of non- alcoholic wine.

Ladies! Banky W Has A Valentine’s Day Surprise for You

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and Banky W has got something special planned for all his fans.
Mr. Capable will be giving away 100+ surprises to his most loyal fans & supporters.




Would you like to be one of the lucky fans? Here is what you need to do:

-    Follow Banky W on Instagram @bankywellington and @officialeme

-    Repost this picture or a video of yourself on Instagram and say why Banky W’s music is #MadeForYou and why you’re his fan

-    Post the picture/ video using hashtag #MadeForYou also tagging @bankywellington and @officialEME
Fans will be contacted via @OfficialEME account


Laila's Cupid. This Bae Need a Boo



I am a widower, 52 from the South-East of Nigeria with 4 children. A professional and a God fearing Christian based in Abuja.

Requests: A lady with the following-
- Aged between 40 - 47
- Not fat and good looking
- South East Origin
- Employed (preferably Abuja based)
- Christian and genuinely God fearing
- Without kid(s)

-Thanks.

 "Serious people only"

Horny Blog Reader Afraid of Commitment Has a Question For You


Hi Laila,

Sincerely i have a funny and curious thought going through my mind and don't know if any of your readers also think same way.

I want to ask that is it possible to have a discrete relationship with a lady/man with no strong strings attached (Like marriage or long friendship) just for sex or temporal companionship till the help is needed again.

Sick Blog Reader Needs Help

Hello Madam Laila, Please I need help, it was after my s.s.c.e in year 2000 i travel to onitsha-anambra state in-search of greener pasture, i work for 2years in a plastic company as machine operator and saved money to go for 6month driving training.

Tonto Dikeh Raises Alarm Over Yahoo Boy Impersonating Her With Fake IG Account





Tonto Dikeh-Churchill has raised alarm and called out to her followers to disassociate themselves from a certain fake IG account run by a London based Yahoo boy who has been using the account to collect cash, gifts and other benefits from adoring fans.

See what she wrote below





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Hot Lailan Miz Philz Wants Y'all to Read This (Photos)

 Good morning Laila,

How is the family? I hope you're doing just fine..?
Its been a good year so far and I am so grateful to God. Its just the month of February and I have achieved so much but frankly speaking I feel like I don't deserve all these sometimes.

Checkout This Adorable Photo Of Flavour's Daughter With First Baby Mama, Sandra Okagbue



 Most of us have seen the cute picture of Nigerian singer Flavour's daughter from ex-MBGN Anna Banner, but we haven't seen his first child from another Beauty Queen and rumored wife, Sandra Okagbue.

Below is the adorable photo of Flavour's daughter from his first baby mama, Sandra


She has Flavour's nose!



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Braniz & Lloyds International Unveils with Wierdz & Chified; Set to Invest in Nigeria Entertainment


Braniz & Lloyds is an innovative entertainment organization, established to showcase Afro-centric entertainment with a concentric concept of creating, producing, marketing, managing and delivering a cutting-edge special events packages, festivals and concerts for clients and audiences of all kinds.

Photos: RCCG G.O, Pastor E.A. Adeboye Pictured Praying For The Ooni Of Ife At His Palace



The General Overseer of Redeemed Christian Church Of God Pastor Enoch Adeboye is pictured above at the Ooni's palace praying for the Ooni of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Ogunwusi and people of the Yoruba race 

See more photos as you continue


A 'Friends With Benefits' Babe Needs Your Advice

Hian, i don;t understand some babes o. Please read and share your thoughts.


Slim Girl Adds “Bra And Pant” Sets To Its Brand

Rock with us at Slim Girl, as we have expanded our company’s product offering and will henceforth provide you with swanky lingerie pieces that were made with the best of imaginations for special occasions and as everyday wear.





 You can now shop on our website www.slimgirl.ng for beautiful bra and pants sets and in our company’s Lagos, Nigeria stores in Ikeja and Lekki.



We got lace bras and pant sets, silicone bras, backless bras, butt pads and many more on our newly added “lingerie” page of our online store, gifting you the chance to select what fits and brings out the sexy and seductive you among-st a range of your desired shape wear products.




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From everyday wear to sexy little seductive numbers, we are sure you will love each of the lingerie items on the online store specially designed for every occasion not to mention that we thought of your Valentine Day’s holiday as well.



For a more convenient way to shop with us at Slim Girl Shape wear, we provided a mobile app named “Slim Girl” available for download on the App store and Google Play and you can also download on http://slimgirl.mobapp.at
.



We opened two Nigeria stores within the last six months located at 52 Allen Avenue, Ikeja, Lagos and T.F. Kuboye Rd Alternate route, Oniru New Market, Lekki, Lagos.

For further inquiry, the company has set up a dedicated customer service number, available to take calls during working hours (9 a.m. – 7 p.m.) at +234-14407339.

To view the entire Slim Girl Lingerie collection, please visit www.SLIMGIRL.NG

Follow Us On:

Facebook.com/slimgirlshapewear

Facebook.com/1800cinchers


Instagram: @slimgirlshapewear   @1800cinchers

twitter: @1800cinchers


Website: www.Slimgirl.ng

Customer Service: +234 14407339

Lekki: 080 9066 3293

Ikeja: 080 9066 3294













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Lmao! Guy Goes To Rob Store Overnight But His Head Gets Stuck In Burglary Proof (Photos)

So this guy went to rob a store in Jos and almost escaped, but karma came knocking and his head got stuck in the burglary proof overnight! Lmao!!!

According to reports the place is known as PLATEAU CLUB (by GRA). The structure was erected by the Colonial Masters and its burglaries are said to be very strong. The burglar could have gained entrance from its ceiling but decided to exit through the burglary.


I don't know if he thought he is Groot, or Elasto Man. Smh

See more photos after the cut

Something For You To Ponder On

What do you think?





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See The Embarassing Thing NTA Showed Us Last Night

This was displayed on NTA news at nine last night. They really need to be more careful because it is supposed to be watched by millions







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Twitter Criticizes Christina Milian’s Parenting Skills, And This Is Why (Photos)



 Twitter relentlessly dragged single mom Christina Milian for uploading an Instagram video of her 5-year-old daughter Violet Nash applying makeup.

If people weren’t so quick to criticize a celebs, they would have noticed that Violet’s makeup was already applied — by someone else.

Disturbing Photos: ISIS Turns 4 Year Old Nigerian-British Boy Into Executioner



The four year old Nigerian-British boy dubbed 'Jihadi Junior' has been filmed detonating the bomb which kills four ISIS prisoners in the group's latest execution video.


Isa Dare, the son of Muslim convert Grace 'Khadija' Dare from south east London, pushed the button that blew up four alleged spies sitting in a white car behind him.

Female Tiger KILLED by Mating Partner at Sacramento Zoo

A Sumatran female tiger was killed at the Sacramento Zoo by her mating partner on Wednesday after the two felines were put in the same enclosure for breeding.

Baha

The male tiger became aggressive with the 15-year-old Baha minutes after a physical introduction.  Staff monitoring the introduction from outside the enclosure had to use a water hose and fire extinguishers to separate the animals.

The Sacramento Zoo said on Facebook Wednesday:

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