Thursday, October 13

Let's Play This Quick Fun Game, Guys.... Last Man Standing WINS

Our game is called ''Last Man Standing''. Ok?


It's quite simple. Every Lailan is expected to type a fun sentence using the last word from the commenter above him/her.

You got that, right? All you have to do is type a fun sentence, the next reader after you will start his/her own fun sentence using the last word you used.

Example: "Welcome to the game"; next person will start with "GAME"  - "Game of this sort is for matured minds"; the next person will start with "MINDS" and so on....

Our winner will be the reader who comments last, the Last Man Standing.. He/she gets free airtime to be sent to him/her tomorrow.

ARE YOU READY!

I'll start our game by dropping mine -
''Dear Lord, look at the size of those balls!
Next person should start with "BALLS"

Who's next? Leggo!


Khloe Kardashian reportedly moves belongings into boyfriend Tristan Thompson's house

Khloe Kardashian has taken her relationship with her boyfriend Tristan Thompson, 25, to the next level, as she's reportedly moved some of her clothes into his Ohio home.


The couple have been dating for two months, and already it's serious, as Khloe, 32, is said to have arranged for her wardrobe to be sent to his home.

Man grows hair for 50 years, haven't washed it for over 11 years (Photos)

This man named Tran Van Hay from Vietnam has been growing his hair for 50 years and hasn't washed it for more than 11 years.


When he was 25 Tran Van Hay got very sick after going to the barbershop. So he developed a serious fear of getting his hair cut. The hair kept growing and the man decided to get it dreaded.

Update: Here are the complete names of the 21 released Chibok Girls

Five names initially surface online, here are the complete names.



President Buhari stylishly arrives Germany (Photos)

President Buhari has arrived Germany for a 3-day official visit. The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that while in Berlin, Buhari would confer with Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany on issues of interests between the two nations.



A statement earlier issued by Buhari’s Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Mr. Femi Adesina, said the president would discuss issues of further security cooperation with Merkel.

Lady narrates how passenger almost died because flight attendant didn't believe she (black woman) is a doctor

Tamika Cross, an African American doctor, details a cringeworthy experience she had with Delta Airlines while on a flight from Detroit.


Read her story after the cut...

Woman donates 2,038 ounces of breast milk after son was stillborn (Photo)

A mum who tragically gave birth to a stillborn baby has donated more than 2000 oz of breast milk to help other mums.


Three days after she lost her baby, she began her “lactation journey” and has now helped out six mums and their babies by donating 2,038 ounces of her breast milk. She posted a photo of herself on social media pumping her breasts with pictures of the babies she has helped surrounding her.

What kind of wickedness is this?




Like, how do you expect her to do that?

Names of some of the Chibok girls released, VP Osinbajo meets with them

Names of 5 out of the 21 released Chibok girls has been obtained by Saharareporters.


Boko Haram today in a deal carried out by the Nigerian Department of State Security (DSS) and supported by the Swiss government released 21 Chibok girls. See the names after the cut...

Check out this before and after photo of Juliet Ibrahim



Change!

Nigerian banks & the Dubai analysts: Stemming the external aggressors

A FEATURE STORY BY A PUBLIC OPINION ANALYST. MR IBEAYOKA EMEFU WROTE FROM JIGAWA


When the Honorable Minister of Finance, Mrs Kemi Adeosun, in Washington during a discussion on the importance of addressing infrastructure gaps in developing countries at the World Bank accused the western powers of being a stumbling block to Nigeria’s plan to improve power output through the use of coal, many took the statement on its face value. Adeosun had insisted that improving power supply was the corner-stone of the current administration’s goal towards economic development, yet finds it difficult to get support from the western community. 
When a deeper dive into the deconstruction of the weight of the conscious economic underdevelopment of Africa perpetrated by some external forces, with Nigeria fully caught in the web is x-rayed, only more pain would be felt in the game plan of the heart-wrecking mastermind of some international conspirators. The weight of our challenges and the complexity of the consequential stress across sectors today, can hardly be resolved by mere UN talk-shops, World Bank meetings and other international economic summits, but concrete action, including fast release of Nigeria’s stolen funds given to our friends to hide in their banks. 
When Walter Rodney in his book, How Europe Underdeveloped Africa, insisted that a combination of power politics and economic exploitation of Africa by Europeans led to the poor state of African political and economic development evident in the late 20th century, this did not go down well with their local agents, who pound their yams with sizeable sacks hanging underneath their robes.
The man, Rodney had determined that the only path to true human development and liberation for the majority of the people was through the transformation of their own lives in a struggle to replace and reshape the neo-colonialists government that dominated the society and prescribed their existence.
While we recall various predictions of how former President Goodluck Jonathan was said to be the last president of a united Nigeria, and how Nigeria would surely disintegrate in the year 2015 by some western ‘prophets’ with former American Ambassador to Nigeria, Mr. John Campbell seemingly the most interesting, time has come for those of us actually wearing the shoes to know where the pain points are and when we actually have a headache. Professor Adebowale Ibidapo Adefuye actually took on the former US envoy, John Campbell and called him, ‘a prophet of doom’.
Typical of our media ideologues, sensational and alarmist headlines and the hurry to break the scoop, Bloomberg, recently went to the market with a story on the under-capitalisation of some banks in Nigeria, with two declared almost insolvent. Only a few wise Nigerians, received that story with caution and a large dose of scepticism. This financial online platform, had given credit to two staff of Dubai’s Arqaam Capital Limited, Jaap Meijer and Tarek Sleiman, who were said to have emailed the report. For some public opinion analysts and indigenous financial experts, this came like an external examiner who did not see a student’s course curriculum, did not get involved in the lectures, did not supervise the examination, but chose to dabble in to challenge the scoring of the exam paper by the qualified teacher, who taught the subject. Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), the regulator of the Nigerian financial services establishments got the shock of their life by the Dubai infiltration.
 The apex bank quickly rose in defense of the country’s financial independence, speedily cross-checked records, files and the last submitted financial reports of these banks in its possession and had to embark on a series of meetings to dispel the threat and its overwhelming spill-over in the sector and among simple-minded Nigerians. The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), has firmly and unequivocally said that Nigerian banks have very strong capital buffers to weather the country’s economic crisis.
Director of Banking Supervision, CBN, Tokunbo Martins, said this at a press conference after a meeting with the heads of the country’s banks. She also assured that supply of foreign exchange for manufacturers would be improved.
She emphasised that Nigeria, which is Africa’s biggest economy, is in recession due to a slump in vital oil revenues which has put pressure on the public finances and the currency, driving up the prices of imported goods.
This timely clarification became necessary due to that report by a Dubai-based investment and brokerage firm, Arqaam Capital which indicated that seven Nigerian banks were undercapitalised to the tune of N1tn ($3.2bn) withtwo other banksapproaching insolvency.
While an unconfirmed report still being investigated described the team from Aqaam Capital as financial undertakers who have their left eyes focused on our government’s body language towards the sale of some nation’s assets, it is also being speculated that they have pushed a button to grade the roads for their principals who have hidden interest incubated for some Nigerian collaborators. It is possible that their kite-fly against some Nigerian Banks, is a very suspicious move aimed at blocking some competition, should the federal government make-up its mind.  The events of the last few days are actually bizarre.
The spokesman for First Bank, Mr. Babatunde Lasaki, said, “First Bank is not undercapitalised. We are still within the industry regulatory threshold. This is their opinion. Our position has been published in our half-year report; it is not the one from an investment bank or a speculative reporter. Our Q3 report will soon be published.
First City Monument Bank (FCMB) has also confirmed that the Bank is fully capitalised and it’s current CAR (capital adequacy ratio), adequately meets the basic requirement of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).Contrary to the claim of the Dubai firm, FCMB has actually expanded its operations this year by opening several new branches.
Also reacting, a spokesman for Diamond Bank, Ikechukwu Mike Omeife, said, “Our bank is strong. Our capital-adequacy ratio and non-performing loans are within the statutory requirements.” 
Matthew Obiazikwor, who is the Head of Corporate Communication at Unity Bank insisted that Unity Bank was still meeting its obligations, saying, “Our financial position has been enhanced. We have just moved our head office to Lagos in order to be closer to the market and retail market. All these strategic investment decisions have shored up market confidence in the bank.”
Similarly, a top official of Skye Bank, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said the bank was not close to being insolvent as alleged by Arqaam Capital. The source said the Central Bank of Nigeria had issued a statement, stating that the bank was not distressed.
To create a capital buffer, Sterling Bank is planning to issue a N27bn bond and “if the interest rate looks better, we will do it this year,” the Sterling Bank Chief Financial Officer, Abubakar Suleiman even told Bloomberg.
While the Nigerian banks cannot be insulated from the tension of full implementation of the TSA policy, the slump in vital oil revenues which has put pressure on the public finances and the currency, driving up the prices of imported goods, the forex headaches and the global economic slow-down, it must be agreed that the yardstick for the measurement of their liquidity, capital base and the depth of Non-Performing Loans, and the rating of capacity to weather the storm amidst the enlisted realities, is designed and decided by the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), which has not suspended any Bank’s licence, and has assured us that all our banks are safe. Our external examiners, descendants of our colonial masters, must be watched really carefully.They cannot be crying more than the bereaved.

Charly Boy laments on the current state of the country, says president is really sick

Nigeria's controversial entertainer, Charly Boy in this new post is saying the president is seriously sick and the country is being run by other people.


Read below...

Lol...Check out this birthday invitation post



I really don't understand. What a shock?

Woman goes on insane rant after being rejected by her crush

We are usually encourage women to go for what they want, but a woman named Amber who went for what she wanted, this time a man, got rejected and didn't take the rejection well.


She left her crush, Austin Super Saiyan baffled when she went 'psycho on him' after he gently spurned her offer to meet up via text, explaining that he was too busy for a relationship.

From being incredulous to downright furious, the 'psycho' woman swiftly descends into expletive-ridden hysteria and even dishes out death threats - leaving her suitor stunned.


Actress Padita Agu reveals how man she met only once sent her N500K as birthday present

While people are complaining about the tough times and recession, folks are getting N500k as birthday present. Actress Padita Agu celebrated her birthday today and she became half a million naira richer.


Read what she wrote after the cut...

"Chibok girls were not swapped with Boko Haram prisoners", Lai Mohammed denies


The Federal Government says the released 21 Chibok schoolgirls were not swapped with Boko Haram prisoners. Lai Mohammed, minister of information and culture, said this at a news conference in Abuja on Thursday.

Nigerian senate extends validity of JAMB results to 3 years, as against 1 year


The senate has extended the validity of the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB) result to three years.

JAMB results are valid for one year, but the upper legislative chamber on Thursday passed an amendment bill to extend its lifespan to three years.

What recession? Toke Makinwa dashes another lucky Nigerian N10K


Christmas is coming early for some lucky Nigerians as it seems Toke Makinwa is on a 'Father Christmas' mood. Some days back, Toke gifted a student who asked for 5K for school handouts, and now today another beneficiary of her generosity will be getting 10k.

Update: See first photos of released Chibok girls with their babies


CNN has released an “exclusive photograph” of the released 21 Chibok girls, although their names are yet to be made public.

Ladies, will you give up your kids to save your marriage?

This raises all kinds of red flags

What do you think guys?




Laila's blog reader narrates how a well dressed man fondled woman's breast in Lagos bus

 COULD IT BE TRUE? 
Hello Laila, good day, My name is Bolaji, I am an ardent reader of your blog and I will like you to publish this real life experience in a Lagos commercial bus to get people’s opinion. 
I was inside a commercial bus from CMS to Lekki on Thursday morning thinking about my life and career. Suddenly a lady behind me shouted EXCUSE ME!!! What do you think you are doing, yelling at a well-dressed young man putting on grey colour suit. 
The lady was accusing the young man that he was fondling her breast. Everyone in the 18 seaters bus look the guy with “one kind eye” and the lady continued to speak grammar abusing the guy, cursing him. She was even threatening that if the guy try such

Thunder kills 21 cows in Nasarawa

The Zonal Secretary, Miyetti Allah Cattle Breeders Association, Nasarawa South, Nasarawa State, Jaafaru Usman, on Thursday said 21 cows had been killed by thunder at Ashige in Lafia East Development Area of the state.


Usman told the News Agency of Nigeria on Thursday in Lafia that the thunder struck on Tuesday morning during a downpour killing all the 21 cows belonging to a herdsman, Malam Bature Lere.

He appealed to the state Government, authorities of the Lafia East Development Area and public spirited individuals to assist Lere who lost all his cows to the thunder.

“I am appealing to Gov. Umaru Al-Makura to assist this man who lost all his cows to the disaster,” he

This sexy, shirtless man is 32 years old & still a virgin (photos)

If you thought it was only women that abstained from sex in an effort to wait for their Mr Right, then you’re in for a surprise!


Meet 32 year old JimDre Westbrook, aka“Worth The Wait Guy.” Jim made international headlines for being a virgin last year. Surprisingly, 2016 came and Jim is still a virgin.

At the age of 14, JimDre made a vow that he would honor his body until marriage, and attributes his personal and professional success to having Jesus on the mainline. 

''I am Muslim & I love Jesus'' - Emir of Kano Sanusi declares

Emir of Kano Sanusi Lamido Sanusi has declared his love for Jesus even though he is a Muslim.


The Emir wrote on his Instagram page an hour ago, that many people are unaware of the fact that one cannot be a Muslim without loving Jesus who is known in Arabic as Isa (Alayhis Salam). See what he wrote below:

21 rescued Chibok girls were exchanged for four Boko Haram prisoners

Nigeria's presidency has confirmed the release of 21 Chibok girls kidnapped by Boko Haram Islamists in 2014. And also said the Chibok girls were exchanged for four Boko Haram prisoners in Banki.




"The release of the girls...is the outcome of negotiations between the administration and the Boko Haram brokered by the International Red Cross and the Swiss government," a presidency statement said. "The negotiations will continue."

Around 270 girls were taken from their school in Chibok in April 2014. Dozens escaped in the initial melee, but more than 200 are still missing.

Between Mocheddah, her mesh top and her followers

Singer/rapper/ fashion designer Mocheddah posted this photo  below



And her users had a word or two to say about the mesh top...and its price


See why this Nigerian guy says he can't wait to get married!




Look out for his leg pose in the 4th photo below.

Bonang Matheba stuns on the cover of Glam magazine's social media issue

The latest edition of Glam Africa magazine features one of South Africa’s biggest media personality, TV and radio host, Bonang Matheba.


See more stunning photos below:

Photos: Bobrisky lands his first TV appearance on EbonyLife TV

Guys, Idris Okuneye aka Bobrisky has made it to international TV. He was on EbonyLife TV channel last night.


Another photo of him below.

Ditch the bras, ladies! Today is #No Bra Day


Oct. 13 is No Bra Day, an annual “holiday” that encourages women to set the “girls” free in “support” of October’s National Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

While the occasion may be liberating (and so much more comfortable) for some women, the event is not just about ditching the bras.


I've got sad news, guys.. It's about our dearest Oma Bella Oma

I just got off the phone with Oma, guys. As you read this, she is mourning the death of her dad.


This is someone she had called last Monday, 3rd October 2016 to wish a happy 61st birthday. You won't believe that four days later, 7th October 2016, Oma found herself crying over her late dad's body, praying his soul rests in perfect peace.

He was aged 61. Oma is from Idemili, Anambra state.

According to the sad story she just told me, after she spoke with him on phone to wish him a happy

Breaking: 21 Chibok girls reportedly rescued from Boko Haram


News just reaching us reports that 21 of the Chibok girls have been rescued from the grimy clutches of the dreaded terrorist group.


Question of the morning!

If you discovered the person you're about to get married to used to be a rapist but then changed, will you still marry him/her?
Comment below!

The Authority Newspapers Today October 13th, 2016

Today's top stories:

EFCC recovers N1.06bn from South-South leaders - https://goo.gl/Q0wip9
Judges' arrest inevitable, says FG - https://goo.gl/WHnqU4


Trump's presidency would be dangerous, says UN official - https://goo.gl/a3OL6D
Angry youths kill 4 Shi'ites, burn houses in Kaduna, Plateau - https://goo.gl/f9IcpD
Abducted Lagos pupils rescued, Reps tasks FG on kidnapping - https://goo.gl/Uc9IPf
Anti-corruption: FG inaugurates Country Expert Review Committee - https://goo.gl/6MIM1R
Today's AUTHORITY ICON on Page 3 is Chidi Mokeme - https://goo.gl/ZY5uy6

For the full list & profiles of THE AUTHORITY ICONS from inception till date, click below:

Kim Kardashian Robbery: Secret recording in Paris apartment sparks police

Moments after Paris cops responded to the Kim Kardashian robbery scene, someone recorded video inside her apartment and whoever shot the footage is in big trouble.


TMZ reports:
The video shows Kim on a couch, wrapped in blanket while FaceTiming with someone. Police are combing the luxury pad for evidence ... apparently unaware that someone in the apartment is shooting video, which would be a major violation of French privacy laws.
Our sources tell us Kim's legal team is now working with French authorities to determine

“I can’t be bothered'' Omawumi replies fans who called her fat

Some Nigerians are saying Omawumi is fat. Well, check out her reply to all that. Omawumi says she's unbothered because she has come to own and accept the real her.


The mum of two wrote on IG:

Queen Yvette Meurer, Most Beautiful Model in Nigeria & Ebony Hair Ambassador stuns in new pics

Queen Yvette Meurer, the reigning Most Beautiful Model In Nigeria is not slowing down in her quest to become one of the most celebrated beauty queens that rocks endorsement deals with high profile brands.


The very elegant light skin model just shared bedroom pictures of herself playing with her pet dogs and an Ebony hair bag with her image on it.

Yvette is one of the brand Ambassadors of the popular‎ hair cream " EBONY" with her images on the cream's 2016 calendar, souvenirs, billboards, roll up banners etc. Her elder sister, Roseline Meurer is

US based Nigerian lady lands in police station after giving Oyinbo peppersoup

This happened yesterday evening at about 6pm. Very hilarious story!



Twitter user calls out President Buhari for signing a letter with his name mispelt

Twitter user @9jabloke has called out president Buhari for signing a letter with his name not properly spelt.


See full document after the cut...

See the cake someone ordered VS cake they received




Some bakers are comedians! lmao.


Father admits sexually abusing his daughters, chickens and family dog

A father who sexually abused his daughter, step-daughter, chickens and family dog has been jailed for nearly three years.


The Australian man who cannot be named for legal reasons, voluntarily confessed his crimes to his ex-wife and then to police.

At court, the 27-year-old pleaded guilty to two counts of bestiality, one count of persistent sexual

See what Bisi Alimi says he wants to do

Gay rights activist, Bisi Alimi says he's thinking of starting a church. He shared the funny post on his social media page.


He said; I am thinking of starting a church, who wants to join me? Read what he posted after the cut...

Check out this US based handsome Nigerian Gynecologist (Photos)

Dr. Tommy is a US based Nigerian Gynecologist and model, his cuteness is currently causing commotion online.


See more photos after the cut...

Unbelievable: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Actually Don't Exist

Nigerians are one of the most creative people on the planet.



While non-Nigerians may doubt my assertion, till they manage to invent a popular version of English like we did (Pidgin English), they can keep on doubting.

Although there are many awesome things Nigerians do, we do have some face palm moments. Don't laugh too hard at the five words Nigerians use that doesn't exist in the English dictionary:

  • 1. Installmentally

This doesn't exist anywhere else except only in Nigeria. If you doubt this, just search"Installmentally" on google and watch only Nigerian sites pop up.

  • 2. Night-Vigil

Rihanna takes makeup free selfie with dad (Photos)

The singer who is currently spending time with her family shared this makeup free selfie with her dad.


See another after the cut...

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